Chinese new Button Up shirt

Hi guys :) Thanks for the request! I have been asked to perform another audition for a big role on Broadway. The director asks me to eat a lot of food quickly, drink straight from the bottle, burp and hiccup! They served me a big pizza, hot dogs and Pogo. I was so full I had trouble getting back to my dressing room and had to crawl on the flood while holding my belly! Fortunately I got the part :) But they didn't tell me I was gonna have to eat like this in every showing! I have two shows per night, three times a week! I'm constantly full and I'm stuck with hiccups and burping all the time! Plus I'm getting so fat from all the food I have to eat! They even let the audience throw food on the stage and I have to eat it all!