Muffins, lasagna and juice

Everyday I'm becoming more and more of a fat pig. In my last video I had mentioned my heavy cream recipe and you guys were interested in seeing it. Before filming I slowly chugged one quart to get my belly pretty full prior to the second chug. That way I could sip slow for the first round and not have the video be too long. The video starts off with a quick intro showing you exactly how I make it. Each one is 3,250 calories making this a 6,500 calorie chug all together (1/2 gallon of heavy cream). I've expanded my tummy so much over time and i'm so excited to be able to chug so much heavy cream. I love being able to consume so many calories in just liquid. I'm addicted to stuffing but my number one focus is gaining weight. Chugs like this make it easy to pack on the pounds. After my quick intro I chug the blender full of heavy cream as fast as possible. I take big gulps filling my belly as quick as I can. Start to finish no cuts I chug quicker than ever. Before I know it i'm moaning in pain rubbing my stuffed belly wondering how two blenders of heavy cream even fits inside of me. I burp a bit for relief but overall after the chug I feel really good! I'm so impressed with how much of a bottomless pit I am. I adore seeing the aftermath of how round heavy cream makes me. My stretch marks are bright red aka a sign this recipe is definitely doing it's job.