Wake me up (fatter) when september ends
*Yawn* oh no! I'm so fat! When did this happen? I can't believe how much I've let myself go! Look at this back fat! Look at this flabby thigh! And all this cellulite on my ass! And let's not talk about my big fat rolls on my belly! Watch me discover all my newfound fat as I play with my rolls, pinch my fat and jiggle my cellulite-laden and untoned ass :)