Lacey tries to exercise

I ate way too much during the holidays! I'm bloated and none of my clothes fit anymore,,, I got an exercise bike for Christmas, maybe someone's trying to tell me something! I should try to do some exercises.,. I'm so out of shape I can't even manage one push-up! I'm too heavy for my little arms! Watch me fall to the ground in slow motion, seeing my fat ripple in every direction as I hit the floor! I don't have much success with sit-up either! My belly is so flabby and untoned! I might as well stretch a bit,,, I can't bend very far with that belly! At least you can get a good sight on my ass, which I jiggle for you :) Finally, let's try that bike! How does that thing work anyway? I haven't used one since high school! *gasp* this is so exhausting! I think I'll just give up and accept my fate as a fatty,,, So much for New Year's resolution!