Getting stuck :)

I'm getting so fat! After having trouble getting up from the couch (where I spend all my free time), I'm going in the bathroom to watch myself in the mirror and contemplate how much weight I've put on recently. My belly is so flabby it rests on the counter top now,,, When I try to get out, I get stock in the doorway! My butt is so big and wide it's preventing me from getting out! I wiggle and giggle my way out of there, only to get stuck behind my kitchen table while returning to the couch. No matter how I wiggle my plump body, I can't get my belly and ass past the table! I realize I should probably lose weight but I love food too much for that ;)