Late Night Garlic Bread
After eating two huge garlic breads late at night on my sofa I feel really round and my stomach can't stop groaning at me and telling me how full it is. Watch me wriggle uncomfortably on the leather suite, rubbing my smooth, growling gut. I massage it and it just groans even more :D I have to be quiet as everyone else in the house is asleep but I'm sure they can hear my stomach!