Fattening Breakup
After my boyfriend broke up with me for being TOO fat I go and order 10 double cheeseburgers and 4 apple pies from Mc Donalds to show him how fat I can really get! Once I started eating though I couldn't stop, shoving pie after pie and burger after burger as fast and as much as I could down my throat. This left me feeling like i was going to pop after so i laid down and still continued to shove food down my throat. My next boyfriend will have to roll me around ;)
