Whole bottle of Vodka
Slipping into the bathtub I grab some hair conditioner and squirt it onto my belly. It dribbles down my fat, swollen stomach and settles in my belly button. I put a finger in and then pull it out. In and out and in and out. It squelches and I let out a moan of pleasure. After a while of this and some nice close up juice of my finger in my belly button my belly begins to growl with enjoyment. Putting on the shower I slip off my panties and begin to wash myself clean, using only my hand to hide my modesty ;)