Tuna Sandwiches

Well, here I’m downing delicious tuna and apple sandwiches! I love tuna, and I love sandwiches. I’m new to stretching out my tummy, so 2 is plenty of food, and I’m drinking my favorite sparkling water, Topo Chico. So I will get bloated and not be chica. I will be Grande! Positively round. I’m already getting quite tubby, and I don’t fit into my bikini anymore.
<br>I’m also talking about my day, and I would like to make a little disclaimer, for in the middle of my movie I get a smidge of tuna on my mouth and I it stays there for about 20 seconds. Mortifying. But I can assure you, my blubber is growing and well worth the poor table manners.
<br>So, why don’t tunas weigh themselves? They have their own scales!