2L Rootjuice Chugging & Belching

I hadn't had soda in a few days and boy could I tell. Nothing satisfied my thirst. My belly longed to be bloated and distended from my one of my favorite carbonated sugary drinks. Every time I removed the bottle from my mouth I honestly couldn't believe the noise that left my mouth. Let's not be modest and say they were burps. They were LARGE belches. Uncontrollably loud belches! The larger my body gets, I feel like they louder my burps get. Somehow to me, it helps me validate how much of a greedy pig I'm becoming and how I'll never ever get my small waist back again.